“I told my stepson, ‘You need to clean your room, or there will be consequences!’ He looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘Is that a threat or a promise?’ 😏🏠🧹 I couldn’t help but burst into laughter. Touché, kiddo. Touché. Negotiating with him feels like I’m debating a seasoned lawyer. Maybe I should have gone to law school after all! Now, cleaning his room has turned into a full-blown negotiation, complete with terms and conditions. At least he’s honing his negotiation skills for future business deals! 😂⚖️ ( ̄▽ ̄)”