“They say boys will be boys, but when I became a step-parent, I quickly learned that boys will also eat everything in sight! 🍕🍔🍟 My stepson can make a three-course meal vanish faster than a magician. If only his homework could disappear that quickly! 📚✨ I’ve started labeling the food in the fridge with ‘Do Not Eat’ signs, but somehow, they become invisible to teenage eyes. Maybe I should invest in a lock for the pantry or start hiding snacks in my office. At this rate, our grocery bill might need its own budget category! 😂💸 (¬‿¬)”